yes, but have u ever considered that hamlet and horatio are totally making out at the beginning of 1.4
Marcellus walks in and they’re like ‘oh shit’ springing apart Hamlet clears his throat awkwardly and glances at how close he and Horatio are still standing 'The air bites shrewdly' he says and clears his throat again 'it is very cold.' Horatio smirks'It is a nipping and an eager air' he says with a significant glance at Hamlet’s mouth
i got 99 problems and 97 of them are due by the end of the week
The other two were due last week
CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW IN THE FIRST ONE THEY’RE HOLDING HANDS TO MAKE AN IMPRESSION BUT IN THE SECOND ONE THEY’RE HOLDING HANDS FOR EACH OTHER
This crotch is on fiiiiiiiiireeeeee
my favorite part of hamlet is at the beginning when they see the ghost of hamlet sr for the first time
and the guards are like “Horatio, you go talk to it! You went to college!”
and Horatio is like “Yeah! I did go to college! I will go talk to the ghost!”
like. where did horatio go to college. did he go to ghost college
the future King of England
is that our future king on the bat-pod?
Some of the best text posts in my opinion
I love these
The pizza one omg
petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy
When she saw him time slowed to a stop. He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him. The one. The first boy she would ever kill.
So remember that novel cover that someone said looked like me?
Is that a pizza holder?
This is not ok.
Tears are streaming down my face. Oh god.
Well fuck you too
THIS STILL HURTS
I think dasher is me in every way
i feel you vixen
the fuck is wrong with blitzen
I reblogged this photoset already but idgaf this is my official Tumblr Christmas tradition.
IT’S DECEMBER 1ST TIME TO BUST OUT THIS PHOTOSET AGAIN
I am Prancer
Inspired by many Thor feels and this art[x]
TODAY IN CLASS THIS CHICK WAS PASSING OUT A PACKET AND SHE JUST THREW MINE AT ME AND I SAID “Yo don’t fuckin throw that shit at me like I’m a stripper.” AND EVERYONE AROUND ME JUST STARED AT ME AND I REALIZED THAT ITS BC THATS THE FIRST THING IVE SAID IN CLASS SINCE I CAME TO THIS SCHOOL AND JFC
How can a person be sneezing one moment and making love to the camera the next?
[ OOC: I would love to point out that a few decades ago, seeing someone’s expression when they sneezed was considered a good indication of their O-Face/their expression during orgasm/release. Which only makes this gif that much better. ]
OMG WHY OULD YOU POINT THAT OUT OMYGAWD I CANT FUNCTION ANY MORE